My Lessons Learned

Sometimes I just need to remind myself.
If you want to be happy, then remember this: She’s always right… Do not be rational. Do not be reasonable. What ever you do, for god’s sake, just agree with her. Okay?

My Boys, The Boyfriend Hat

You can not win a rational argument with an irrational person. Women, theists, old people, and other crazies? Just accept that your logic won’t hold up.